Drat the Rat is a children's story for all ages. A slightly cynical report on life as a rat with a mean streak. This will be a digital ebook created using the ePub3 standard and published to iBooks through iTunes.
Drat the Rat
Drat the rat wasn't very funny.
Drat the rat had very little money.
Drat was a dirty rat.
His nose was runny even when it was sunny.
Drat lived in a hole and had only one bowl.
His cheese was smelly and he had a big belly.
Drat went out for a walk one day.
He ran into a cat who wanted to play.
Drat ran away from the cat.
Drat was a mean rat.
He liked to play tricks just for kicks.
The cat ran away from Drat.
Drat was lonely and had no friends.
Nobody like him not even the pigeons.
Drat never learned to be nice.
Never said hello, never smiled twice.
Always cheated and lied especially at dice.
Drat was a mean old rat.
One day he will die on a step in an alley.
He'll never be a pet for a girl named Sally.
Drat was mean old stinky runny lonely and fat.
Don't be like Drat the rat.
